hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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