North Korea, Best Korea!
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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