I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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