Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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