Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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