Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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