Jerry, you need to find god
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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