Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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