Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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