Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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