My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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