Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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