ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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