Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
