So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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