Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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