I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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