Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I've blown a few things in my day
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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