Just mADE A PArabola og urine
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Just high enough for therapy.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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