I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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