The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
we should paint friendship bongs
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