Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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