Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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