Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
