We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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