oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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