How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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