Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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