Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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