this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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