Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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