No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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