Say something about gay babies.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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