Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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