i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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