I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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