I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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