Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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