He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
So much Jack, so little girl.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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