I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
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