margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
this just has baby written all over it
organizing the empties. That sober.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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