is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
