My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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