I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
You were trust falling into bushes
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