i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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