And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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