they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Randomize
