are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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