I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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