You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I wear drunk well.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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